tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.
and so is my vulva
#They call me Taystee #’cause my pussy be delicious #like an apple it’s nutritious #like a Clinton it’s ambitious #You wanna mess with all that? #Bitch Please you’s a gnat #You go splat #Best be runnin’ STAT